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I work in Springfield on an atomic power station as the inspector under safety precautions. I have received this work after have passed from the third attempt examination upon termination of corresponding training courses. If someone finds me behind reading it is possible not to doubt that in hands at me my favourite book which is called "So, you have decided to be connected autocratically to a cable television". When I do not read, I like to drink пивка - at home, or in one of the bars located nearby. One of its most favourite small restaurants - "the Flying Dutch". Once it hardly was has not ruined its owners when they in the advertising purposes have decided to declare "open door" during which any interested person could eat free of charge so much, how many into it will get … Since then on a restaurant wall my photo hangs. The signature under it says: "Bottomless a flank: the most severe error of the nature". I am am upset with two things: that I am thick, and that is bald. However, sometimes I indulge in memoirs on those times when I was so thick, but a head washing have been covered by a dense head of hear. However, what there was, I always remain is true to the nature of the cheerful and direct person selflessly loving Mardzh and children.

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A gun is not a weapon, it's a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator.
A woman is a lot like a refrigerator. 6 feet tall, 300 pounds... it makes ice.
A woman is like a beer. They look good, they smell good and you'd step over your own mother just to get one.
All these guys with six pack abs, and I'm the only one with a keg.
American donuts. Glazed, powdered and raspberry-filled. Now how's that for freedom of choice?
Assaulting your family is one thing, but I will not stand idly by while you feed a hungry dog.
Bad bees. Get away from my sugar. Ow. OW. Oh, they're defending themselves somehow.
But Dad, you're a very old man, and old people are useless.
Cable. It's more wonderful than I dared hope.
Canada? Why would I want to leave America just to visit America, Jr.?
Children are our future. Unless we stop them now.
Damn you, Rock-em Sock-em Robots! Can't we all just get along?
Did you hear that, Marge? She called me a baboon. The stupidest, smelliest ape of them all.
Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?
English? Who needs that? I'm never going to England.
Even communism works. In theory.
Everybody makes mistakes. That's why they put erasers on pencils.
Everything looks bad if you remember it.
Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!
Fame was like a drug, but what was even more like a drug were the drugs.
Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
Go ahead and play the blues if it'll make you happy.
God bless those pagans.
Got any of that beer that has candy floating in it? You know, Skittlebrau?
He's trying to hypnotize me, and it's not in that good Las Vegas kind of way.
Here's to alcohol, the cause of - and solution to - all life's problems.
Hey, we didn't have a message on our answering machine when we left. How very odd.
Homer no function beer well without.
How is education going to make me smarter?
How many pounds are in a gallon?

I bet Einstein turned himself all sorts of colours before he invented the light bulb.
I can't take his money. I can't print my own money. You want me to work for money. Why don't I just lay down and die!
I have a great new motivation technique, it is donuts, and the possibility of more donuts.
I just wish once someone would call me "Sir" without adding, "You're making a scene."
I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming.
I never apologize, I'm sorry but that's the way I am.
I think I've figured this balloon thing out, Marge. It can go up and down, but not side to side or back in time.
I want the answers now or eventually!
I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here.
I was working on a flat tax proposal and accidentally proved there was no God.
I wish God were alive to see this.
I'd love to go to church, honey, but I've got a lot of work to do around the bed.
If God didn't want me to eat chicken in church, then he would have made gluttony a sin.
If God didn't want us to eat animals, then why'd he make them so tasty?
If he's so smart, how come he's dead?
If it doesn't have Siamese twins in a jar, it is not a fair.
If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English.
If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing!
If the Bible has taught us anything - which it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girl's sports like hot oil wrestling, foxy boxing and such and such.
If The Flintstones has taught us anything, it's that pelicans can be used to mix